What bird, found in a demon's cave, has wings but cannot fly?~
Answer: A dead bird
Where is a black cat most likely to enter a house?~
Answer:Where the door is open
What has four legs and flies?~
Answer: A dead horse
What do witches call little black cats?~
A witch had five children and half of them were boys.
How could that be?
Answer: the other half were boys too
Tonight when the last light is gone,
And you're almost to sleepy to yawn,
Put your ear to the wall,
You'll hear the THING crawl,
But don't cry! It leaves before dawn!