Boarding House Blues
At the boarding house where I live,
Everything is growing old.
Long, gray hairs are on the butter,
And the bread is green with mold.
When the dog dies, we had sausage.
When the cat died, we had tea.
When the landlord died, I left there,
Spareribs were too much for me!~
Batty
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
"Turn on the dark!
I'm afraid of the light!"Shel Silverstein
What bird, found in a demon's cave, has wings but cannot fly?~
Answer: A dead bird
Where is a black cat most likely to enter a house?~
Answer:Where the door is open
What has four legs and flies?~
Answer: A dead horse
What do witches call little black cats?~
Answer: kittens
A witch had five children and half of them were boys.
How could that be?
Answer: the other half were boys too
Tonight when the last light is gone,
And you're almost to sleepy to yawn,
Put your ear to the wall,
You'll hear the THING crawl,
But don't cry! It leaves before dawn!
